Dear Journal,
Hi, it's me, Doug.
I just joined this site called "deviantART" today. Maybe I'll submit some Quailman drawings. I hope people like them. I hope ~Patty~ likes them~
~iluplz (https://www.deviantart.com/iluplz)
Douglas. I fuckin love ya bro. I want to suck a fart out of your ass like a bong hit. I want to drink the bloody milk which dribbles from your festering rectum.